The way Rick used the hot magi’s beard to light that match did things to me I wasn’t expecting.ġ19. The scarab-burrowing-under-the-skin thing is extremely disturbing.ġ16. Yes, Evie, I am waiting for Beni’s comeuppance too.ġ14. As the meme says, ’90s movies really gave me unrealistic expectations of how much danger quicksand would pose in my life.ġ13. Quicksand! This movie has everything.ġ12. Shooting that giant sandstorm face is not gonna do anything, Rick, you beautiful, ridiculous man.ġ11. “If he turns me into a mummy, you’re the first one I’m coming after.” I have said it so many times, but once again, here I am loving Evie.ġ09. I wasn’t mad about the last American getting caught, but then I realized that that means Imhotep is fully regenerated and not scared of cats anymore. Why is Imhotep standing there screaming as they escape? Can’t he just turn into a sand tornado and follow them? Or stop them, even?ġ07. Her brother is actually pretty good comedic value.ġ06. SCREAMING at Rick using a cat as a weapon.ġ05. Would never recover from waking up to a kiss from a half-corpse dude.ġ03. Evie is wearing another nightgown I want to own.ġ02. Aspects of this movie are genuinely terrifying.ġ01. The evil British dude is definitely gonna die before they reach him.ġ00. Let’s just say on levels other than intellectual, I Am Into It.ĩ8. Intellectually, I don’t love a guy hauling a woman over his shoulder and locking her in her room for her own “protection.” But when it’s Rick doing it to Evie.well. The curator dude is in a secret society with the magi? No wonder he burned the map.ĩ7. The second curse! And the third one! Blood and fire - suddenly I feel like I’m watching Game of Thrones.ĩ6. Oh my god, Imhotep and Beni have come back for this poor American guy. I love when two characters yell “Fine” at each other when everything is obviously not fine. Well, at least Evie intends to stop Imhotep.ĩ0. Did they just.leave? Knowing they’ve unleashed an actual demon?Ĩ9. Oh my god, Beni didn’t get it, goddammit.Ĩ8. Bye-bye, Beni I will enjoy Imhotep eating your flesh.Ĩ7.

I guess I would be too if I spent my life on a cliff staring at a desert.Ĩ6. Hey, magi, maybe don’t use a curse you’ll have to spend the next 3,000 years dealing with?Ĩ5. Rick screaming back at the monster has cemented that I will love him forever.Ĩ4.

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